Even The Genius Asks Questions
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
(via you-reawizardharry)
Imagine how many balloons are just floating around out in space right now.
a helium balloon can float all the way high up to the atmosphere, but it can’t float to space so there aren’t any balloons up in space right now…
That is what the government wants you to think. *jumps into ocean and swims to other side of world without stopping*
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
so i work at an ice cream shop and this middle school boy bought an ice cream in a cone and then took a picture of it and i watched him upload it to instagram all within 10 seconds and it was life changing
some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)


